i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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