i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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