he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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