Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
