Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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