my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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