He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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