The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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