Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize