508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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