At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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