is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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