what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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