Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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