his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm always down for nudity.
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