if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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