Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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