nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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