Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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