Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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