So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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