Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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