why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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