I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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