he wants to bone in the snuggie
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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