Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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