Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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