Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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