He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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