Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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