Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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