you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?