Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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