The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We are all done wearing pants today
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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