My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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