It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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