Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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