this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
