it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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