what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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