You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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