The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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