I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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