Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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