Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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