dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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