After last night, I could never be a politician.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Sext me about skeletons
How does it feel to date your dad?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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