I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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