I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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