I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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