Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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