Sponge bath it is.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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