he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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