No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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