Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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